JINX
OTSV · Always stuck in the worst plans
“The plan was perfect. Then something happened.”
You’re the type to…
- 01say yes to a friend of a friend’s “insane plan” and end up in an industrial estate at 4 a.m.
- 02arrive at the party exactly when everyone is leaving
- 03book a holiday flat that doesn’t exist
- 04miss the last train by 40 seconds. Every time
- 05tell your disaster stories so well that everyone begs for more
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 38“Insane plans” that went wrong
- 17Last trains missed by under a minute
- 2%Luck
The verdict
You attract bad plans like a magnet. The closed restaurant, the party cancelled once you’re there, the 70-pound taxi: that’s you. You never see the signs (“trust me, it’s going to be amazing”), you say yes to everything, and you live every disaster at full volume, in public. Good news: your disasters are the best stories in the group.
Useless superpower
Turning every disaster into a legendary story.
Red flag
You still trust the friend who says “trust me”.
You charge into every plan, GPS checks the address, the times and the weather first. With them, for once, the plan works.
BUNKER saw it all coming: the rain, the breakdown, the cancellation. They lend you their umbrella, with an “I told you so”.
FAQ
How do you spot a JINX?
They always have an incredible story that starts with “so, normally…” and ends in an industrial estate at 4 a.m.
Who does JINX get along with best?
GPS: one says yes to everything, the other checks everything. Together, plans finally end well.
How do you survive a JINX?
Check the address for them, keep enough for a taxi and always listen to their stories: they’re the best ones.
The other types
