NINJA
OTCI · Gone before the problem shows up
“Oh no, I’ve got a thing at 6.”
You’re the type to…
- 01leave a party without saying goodbye, and nobody notices
- 02sense a serious conversation coming and suddenly have “a thing at 6”
- 03have been “getting back to” someone since 2022
- 04always be busy, without anyone knowing doing what
- 05reply to important messages three days later, with a thumbs up
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 100%Exits without saying bye
- every dayThings at 6 p.m.
- 312Serious talks avoided
The verdict
You’re always on the move, but nobody really knows where. You sense trouble coming and evaporate five minutes before. Tense meeting? Appointment. Relationship talk? Half marathon. Your feelings are as discreet as you are. People recognise you by the door quietly closing.
Useless superpower
Being gone before anyone notices you were there.
Red flag
Your “let’s call soon!” never rings.
You run away, KETTLE explodes on the spot and then fixes everything. Together, you’re an unpredictable force.
THERAPIST wants to talk about everything, in endless voice notes, and especially about your feelings. You’ve already left the chat.
FAQ
How do you spot a NINJA?
They were here five minutes ago. They always have a thing at 6 and reply to important messages three days late.
Who does NINJA get along with best?
KETTLE: same energy, same love of being alone, and someone who deals with the problems NINJA runs from.
How do you survive a NINJA?
Set important plans in advance, in writing, and don’t take it personally when they evaporate at 11 p.m.
The other types
