GHOST
OKCI · On “seen” since 2019
“Sorry, didn’t see this.”
You’re the type to…
- 01keep your phone on silent since the day you bought it
- 02reappear after six months with “hey how are you?” like nothing happened
- 03let a problem sort itself out. And it often works
- 04discover your own feelings by accident, watching a documentary about otters
- 05say “I might drop by” and never drop by
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 2,408Unread notifications
- 6 daysAverage reply time
- urban legendAttendance at parties
The verdict
You’ve made absence an Olympic sport. Your phone buzzes into the void, your presence at parties is an urban legend and your feelings are so well hidden you discover them by accident. And yet, when you reappear, it’s a celebration: nobody can stay mad at you.
Useless superpower
Coming back after six months of silence and being welcomed like a hero.
Red flag
You have 2,400 unread emails and no intention of changing.
WHAT-IF worries for both of you, you teach them that nothing is urgent. A peaceful duo, rarely reachable.
TSUNAMI sends you voice notes, screenshots and invitations. Everything you run from, in one person.
FAQ
How do you spot a GHOST?
They reply three weeks later, never make it to the party, and come back like nothing happened. Everyone is always happy to see them.
Who does GHOST get along with best?
WHAT-IF, who worries for two while GHOST teaches them that nothing is urgent.
How do you survive a GHOST?
Never count on a quick reply, keep the door open and don’t hold it against them: it’s not about you, it’s about notifications.
The other types
