SMILEY
OTSI · All good (nothing is good)
“All good!”
You’re the type to…
- 01reply “all good!” while moving house in the rain
- 02walk down the street with headphones like you’re in a music video
- 03post a sunny story the day your ceiling caves in
- 04know everyone and tell no one about your life
- 05look fresh after three hours of sleep and a week from hell
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 26“All good!” per day
- 2Things actually good
- 1,248Photos of your perfect life posted
The verdict
Your life is a movie and you’re its smiling star. Overdrawn account, leaking ceiling, complicated relationship? “All good!” Problems aren’t in the script, so you don’t look at them. Nobody knows what you feel, not even you, and you work hard to keep it that way.
Useless superpower
Smiling for a photo in the middle of a crisis.
Red flag
“All good!” is your automatic reply, even to “have you been crying?”.
You smile, TSUNAMI explodes, and together you put on a show. The duo that still ends up getting things done.
WHAT-IF stays in, worries about everything and asks you how you really feel. Horror.
FAQ
How do you spot a SMILEY?
They always look like they just stepped out of a music video, know everyone and reply “all good!” even when everything is falling apart.
Who does SMILEY get along with best?
TSUNAMI: same energy, same need for a stage, but they dare to say when things aren’t okay.
How do you survive a SMILEY?
Enjoy the show, and ask “are you really okay?” a second time. The second time is the one that counts.
The other types
