TICK-TOCK
OKCV · The ticking time bomb
“No no, it’s fine. (It’s not fine.)”
You’re the type to…
- 01say “no no, it’s fine” while carefully filing away every annoyance
- 02explode over a badly loaded dishwasher, with three years of evidence attached
- 03bring up a grudge from 2017, with the exact date
- 04take a nap right after the explosion, like nothing happened
- 05pretend to be asleep when someone suggests going out
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 19Hours of naps per week
- 143Grudges stored since 2017
- 1 (but what an explosion)Explosions per year
The verdict
On the surface, you’re the most peaceful person alive: you sleep a lot, go out little and ignore problems with style. But under the duvet, something is ticking. One day, a yoghurt eaten without permission sets off the explosion of the year. Then you go back to your nap.
Useless superpower
Sleeping twelve hours straight without a second of guilt.
Red flag
You have a file on everyone around you. It’s in your head, and it’s alphabetised.
BUNKER handles problems calmly and survives every explosion. Together, you’re a cosy cave with an alarm system.
GPS organises everything, everywhere, with polls and schedules. You pretend to be asleep.
FAQ
How do you spot a TICK-TOCK?
They say “it’s fine” to everything, nap a lot, and explode once a year over something that looks tiny. It isn’t.
Who does TICK-TOCK get along with best?
BUNKER: same love of the cave, and an unshakeable calm on explosion days.
How do you survive a TICK-TOCK?
Ask them questions before the explosion, leave them the last yoghurt and load the dishwasher properly.
The other types
