CHAOS

Special edition
11/04/2026 · No. 24 · Free

12 projects started, 0 finished
Type file

DRAFT

OTCV · 12 projects started, 0 finished

“I started ukulele. And pottery. And Japanese.”

You’re the type to…

  1. 01buy all the gear before the first lesson
  2. 02become an expert on a topic overnight, then forget it
  3. 03keep a ukulele, dumbbells and an embroidery kit in the same cupboard
  4. 04start a new project instead of dealing with a problem
  5. 05say “no but this time it’s different” about every new passion

What about you?

Take the test

Its 4 axes

  • Crisis · When trouble hits

    F Firefighter

    You act right away, usually in a panic.

    O Ostrich

    If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.

  • Energy · Your cruising speed

    T Tornado

    14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.

    K Koala

    Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.

  • Social · Where you recharge

    S Stage

    You need an audience.

    C Cave

    A voice note left unplayed for three days.

  • Emotion · What you let show

    V Volcano

    Everything comes out, right away.

    I Iceberg

    10% visible, 90% underwater.

The numbers

  • 47Projects started
  • 1 (a pie)Projects finished
  • £612Gear bought for nothing

The verdict

You have wild energy and a cupboard to prove it. A problem shows up? You throw yourself into it… or rather into a brand new, completely unrelated project. You live everything intensely: the joy of starting, the drama of quitting, the thrill of starting again. Your friends have learned to stop asking “how’s the podcast?”.

Useless superpower

Being the most inspiring person in the world for three weeks.

Red flag

You have three Instagram accounts dedicated to abandoned hobbies.

FAQ

How do you spot a DRAFT?

Their cupboard holds a ukulele, a pottery kit and dumbbells. They’ll tell you all about their new project, not the same as last month’s.

Who does DRAFT get along with best?

ROBOT: one has the ideas, the other the discipline. And the calm that comes with it.

How do you survive a DRAFT?

Get excited about every new project, never ask about the last one, and grab the gear when they sell it.

The other types