
DRAFT
OTCV · 12 projects started, 0 finished
“I started ukulele. And pottery. And Japanese.”
You’re the type to…
- 01buy all the gear before the first lesson
- 02become an expert on a topic overnight, then forget it
- 03keep a ukulele, dumbbells and an embroidery kit in the same cupboard
- 04start a new project instead of dealing with a problem
- 05say “no but this time it’s different” about every new passion
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 47Projects started
- 1 (a pie)Projects finished
- £612Gear bought for nothing
The verdict
You have wild energy and a cupboard to prove it. A problem shows up? You throw yourself into it… or rather into a brand new, completely unrelated project. You live everything intensely: the joy of starting, the drama of quitting, the thrill of starting again. Your friends have learned to stop asking “how’s the podcast?”.
Useless superpower
Being the most inspiring person in the world for three weeks.
Red flag
You have three Instagram accounts dedicated to abandoned hobbies.

You launch a thousand ideas, ROBOT quietly finishes them. Together, you finally complete something.

PODCAST handles everything calmly, never starts what they won’t finish, and asks how your podcast is going.
FAQ
How do you spot a DRAFT?
Their cupboard holds a ukulele, a pottery kit and dumbbells. They’ll tell you all about their new project, not the same as last month’s.
Who does DRAFT get along with best?
ROBOT: one has the ideas, the other the discipline. And the calm that comes with it.
How do you survive a DRAFT?
Get excited about every new project, never ask about the last one, and grab the gear when they sell it.
The other types
FTSVTSUNAMIThe tidal wave of the group
FTSIGPSThe one who knows where we’re going
FTCVKETTLEAlways about to boil
FTCIROBOTEfficient, solitary, feelings optional
FKSVTHERAPISTThe group’s unpaid therapist
FKSIPODCASTThe voice that calms everything
FKCVWHAT-IFThe disaster scriptwriter
FKCIBUNKERSteady, quiet, ready for anything
OTSVJINXAlways stuck in the worst plans
OTSISMILEYAll good (nothing is good)
OTCININJAGone before the problem shows up
OKSVSPAMThe star of the group chat
OKSICHILLTotal calm, drink in hand
OKCVTICK-TOCKThe ticking time bomb
OKCIGHOSTOn “seen” since 2019