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The 16 chaos types
Four axes, two poles each: sixteen ways to live in chaos. Find yours, or your friends’.
FTSVTSUNAMIThe tidal wave of the group
FTSIGPSThe one who knows where we’re going
FTCVKETTLEAlways about to boil
FTCIROBOTEfficient, solitary, feelings optional
FKSVTHERAPISTThe group’s unpaid therapist
FKSIPODCASTThe voice that calms everything
FKCVWHAT-IFThe disaster scriptwriter
FKCIBUNKERSteady, quiet, ready for anything
OTSVJINXAlways stuck in the worst plans
OTSISMILEYAll good (nothing is good)
OTCVDRAFT12 projects started, 0 finished
OTCININJAGone before the problem shows up
OKSVSPAMThe star of the group chat
OKSICHILLTotal calm, drink in hand
OKCVTICK-TOCKThe ticking time bomb
OKCIGHOSTOn “seen” since 2019
The 4 axes of chaos
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.