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FKSI · The voice that calms everything

“I replied with a voice note. 14 minutes.”

You’re the type to…

01answer “HELP!!!” with a 14-minute voice note in three parts
02say “okay, breathe” in a voice that lowers the whole group’s blood pressure
03love parties, as long as you’re home before midnight
04tuck your own problems under a blanket, with you underneath
05come across as very wise when really you just can’t be bothered to panic

What about you?

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Its 4 axes

Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.

The numbers

11 min 40Average voice note length
∞Times you said “Okay. Breathe.”
8%Desire to go out tonight

The verdict

You act fast, but lying down: everything gets handled over the phone, in a soothing voice, with sentences that start with “Okay”. People think you have infinite wisdom. Truth is, panicking would take too much energy. Your voice notes deserve chapters and end credits.