CHILL
OKSI · Total calm, drink in hand
“It’ll be fine. Another round?”
You’re the type to…
- 01say “we’ll catch the next one” when there is no next one
- 02fall asleep anywhere: bus, gig, wedding
- 03suggest a beer garden as the answer to every problem
- 04be unable to pick a restaurant, but happy with any of them
- 05answer “eh, we’ll see” to a question that needed an answer
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 31“It’ll be fine” per day
- 12Times it was actually fine
- 0.7 mphWalking speed
The verdict
You’ve reached a level of calm that worries the people around you. The flat’s on fire? “It’ll be fine.” Train cancelled? “We’ll catch the next one.” You love people, sunny terraces and quiet evenings, as long as nobody asks you to run. The best company at the end of the day, the worst on moving day.
Useless superpower
Lowering the tension in a room just by sitting down.
Red flag
You say “it’ll be fine” to problems that won’t be fine.
THERAPIST panics and fixes everything from bed, you play it down and top up the glasses. The perfect duo for comfy emergencies.
KETTLE runs around, does everything and explodes when nothing moves. Your calm drives them up the wall.
FAQ
How do you spot a CHILL?
They’re out on the terrace, relaxed, while the evening turns into a disaster. Favourite sentence: “it’ll be fine”.
Who does CHILL get along with best?
THERAPIST: same love of the sofa and of people, and someone who acts when it really matters.
How do you survive a CHILL?
Keep the train tickets on your own phone, enjoy their company and never put them in charge of a house move.
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