TSUNAMI
FTSV · The tidal wave of the group
“I’m here, I’ve got three updates and a crisis to handle.”
You’re the type to…
- 01sort out a disaster yelling into your phone, while walking, while eating
- 02start a story with “wait, I have to tell you something” and finish 40 minutes later
- 03plan a weekend away for 12 people in one afternoon
- 04cry laughing before the punchline of your own joke
- 05take “calm down” as a declaration of war
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 112Decibels
- 94%Voice notes over 3 min
- 0Quiet moments
The verdict
You don’t live your life, you livestream it, volume all the way up. Everything is urgent, everything is huge, everything gets handled right now and in front of witnesses. People need three days to recover from a night out with you. The catch: they get bored the second you leave.
Useless superpower
Turning a random Tuesday night into a story people will tell for ten years.
Red flag
You have never whispered in your life.
You make waves, SMILEY surfs them with a grin. The duo that puts on a show and never sinks.
You send 14 messages, GHOST will read them in 2031. Silent, unreachable, relaxed: everything that drives you up the wall.
FAQ
How do you spot a TSUNAMI?
You hear them before you see them. They show up with three updates, a crisis to handle and a plan for the weekend, all in one voice note.
Who does TSUNAMI get along with best?
SMILEY: same energy, same need for an audience, plus an unbreakable smile that calms the wave down.
How do you survive a TSUNAMI?
Play their voice notes at 2x, say yes to one plan out of three, and never, ever tell them to calm down.
The other types
