BUNKER
FKCI · Steady, quiet, ready for anything
“I’ve got batteries, plasters and a plan B.”
You’re the type to…
- 01have an umbrella, a torch and a bottle opener at exactly the right moment
- 02disappear for a week and come back like nothing happened
- 03go home at 10:30 p.m. and be the only one in good shape the next day
- 04be the first person everyone calls when real trouble hits
- 05say “I’ll handle it” and actually handle it
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 24Spare batteries
- 4 (since 2009)Friends
- 37Words spoken per party
The verdict
You live slowly, far from the crowd, in your tidy shelter. But when the real storm hits, you’re the one who acts, without raising your voice. Your feelings are buried 15 metres under concrete. You don’t have many friends, and they know your silence isn’t coldness: it’s comfort.
Useless superpower
Having exactly what’s needed, right when someone needs it.
Red flag
You answer invitations with “I’ll see” and you never see.
TICK-TOCK bottles everything up and explodes once a year; you hold firm without flinching. That’s what blast shelters are for.
JINX walks straight into every bad plan you saw coming, then calls you at 4 a.m. to come and pick them up.
FAQ
How do you spot a BUNKER?
They talk little, go home early, and yet they’re the person everyone calls when real trouble hits.
Who does BUNKER get along with best?
TICK-TOCK: same love of the cave, and a calm that lets the bomb go off without destroying everything.
How do you survive a BUNKER?
Respect their silences, don’t take their disappearances as a breakup and drop by now and then, no fanfare.
The other types
