ROBOT
FTCI · Efficient, solitary, feelings optional
“Ok.”
You’re the type to…
- 01build flat-pack furniture without the instructions, and without spare screws
- 02reply “ok” to a 600-word message full of feelings
- 03already have a “Plan B (v3)” doc when things start going wrong
- 04cry once a year, in the car, to one specific song
- 05treat “shall we hang out tonight?” as a threat
What about you?
Take the testIts 4 axes
Crisis · When trouble hits
F Firefighter
You act right away, usually in a panic.
O Ostrich
If you don’t look, it doesn’t exist.
Energy · Your cruising speed
T Tornado
14 projects, 3 coffees, 0 breaks.
K Koala
Claims to need 22 hours of sleep.
Social · Where you recharge
S Stage
You need an audience.
C Cave
A voice note left unplayed for three days.
Emotion · What you let show
V Volcano
Everything comes out, right away.
I Iceberg
10% visible, 90% underwater.
The numbers
- 100%Tasks completed
- 1.4Words per message
- 1 (in the car)Tears shed this year
The verdict
You’re a multifunction device shaped like a human: you fix, you tidy, you finish, quietly and without complaining. People wonder if you feel anything. You do: once a year, in the car. Your “ok” is basically a love letter, but nobody has read the manual.
Useless superpower
Finding the charger, the keys and the receipt in under ten seconds.
Red flag
You answer emotional breakdowns with a three-step solution.
You finish what DRAFT starts. They teach you that feelings exist; you teach them that deadlines do too.
SPAM turns every minor annoyance into a TV series in the group chat, without ever fixing anything. Your system crashes.
FAQ
How do you spot a ROBOT?
They’ve already fixed the problem you just found out about, and they answer “ok” to everything. Including “I love you”.
Who does ROBOT get along with best?
DRAFT: one launches a thousand ideas and feels everything, the other quietly finishes them.
How do you survive a ROBOT?
Don’t read their “ok” as coldness, and leave them one evening a week alone to recharge.
The other types
